Cruel Angel Clionel

Cruel Angel Clionel is one of the many Angel enemies in The Battle Cats (Not to mention, one of the most IRRITATING). She only appears in the stage, "No Plan A". It is essentially a Angel variant of Cli-One, who is an Alien/Floating enemy. Clionel also appears to have 3 children with her, no matter where she goes, so it might be implied that Clionel had gay sex with Cli-One, thus creating the ultimate shit-fest that are her children. The "single parent" part in her description might also imply that Clionel and Cli-One split up, and Cli-One, being the douchebag she is, left the kids with Clionel. Her Angel typing could also probably explain why she's such a fucking cunt. (Can somebody say...HARDCORE CHRISTIAN?) Ramen Cats and other Anti-Angel Cats get 16 strokes an hour when they see, hear, or even think about Clionel because her long distance attack is so fucking annoying and she attacks way faster than her Alien counterpart. Clionel can literally knock your ass into Heaven or Hell if she chooses. It wouldn't matter either way, because ''you'd still be fucking dead. ''Clionel has one major flaw, however, and said flaw is the aforementioned long distance attack. If you use anything that goes faster than Sonic the fucking Hedgehog himself (No, we're not bringing up Chris-Chan's autistic, poorly constructed excuse for a OC that is a mix between Sonic and Pikachu), Clionel will try to make your pathetic life miserable, but will fall flat on her fucking face, because, by then, you will have reached her blind spot. However, seeing as it's the Battle Cats, of course it can't be that easy. Sleipnirs are going to be one of the main threats that you have to put up with, and Angelic Gories will smash your ugly face in because PONOS stopped being merciful. Trolly Bloggers are also in this level, albeit they are not Angel-types. Their knockback is probably one of the main factors that will help Clionel rape your Cats and your Base. Overall, still not as annoying as Assasin Bear. Or Cyberface. Or Sunfish Jones. (I swear to God, if some faggot changes it to Junfish Sones, I will fucking murder you.)